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Hey there, my name is jon and I do stuff on the internet and also in real life. I just reblog a variety of stuff here, if you want to, feel free to check out art I Do™, I'm juice_illustration on instagram, juice-illustration on tumblr, and juice_illust on twitter!
i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like
The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.
Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.
This is a great tip: If you really need to do gender marketing to raise profit, don’t make boring toys that suck, make the cool toys you have more appealing and relatable to girls. Mora badass girl ninjas, more girls in your advertising, just don’t ignore that girls/women are people and not a marketing stereotype
All three of Seth Macfarlane’s shit shows are about to kill each other we are free
honestly, as an LGBT activist and passionate feminist, I love family guy. Yes, it’s racist, sexist, and everything offensive. But that’s the point. It’s supposed to offend you, it’s all a big joke. Honestly, it’s a cartoon. You can’t take it seriously.
i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go
words of power do exist…. i can walk out of my apartment wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the words “laundry day” and suddenly it’s way less weird
“laundry day” spell: decreases target’s judgment of outfit by 80%
Daniel Radcliffe’s wife is from Flint and so sometimes he’s in town and you just kinda… see fuckin Harry Potter out n about. Saw him leaving Texas Roadhouse today and he nodded at my round rim glasses lol
Didn’t ask for a picture but my waitress friend did and he took a pic with the whole crew
